Friend & Share

Benny: Mom says we’re supposed to share.
　　Julia: I know. I’m divvying up the candy right now. Just hold your horses.
　　Benny: I want to do it. I want to make sure I get my fair share.
　　Julia: I called dibs on dividing up the candy, remember? You snooze you lose.
　　Benny: That’s not fair! I wasn’t here when Mom came home.
　　Julia: Bummer for you. Okay, I’m done. Here’s your share and here’s mine.
　　Benny: Hey, the two piles aren’t equal. You definitely got the lion’s share. You do that to me every time. That’s not fair!
　　Julia: What are you going to do about it?
　　Benny: I’m going to tell!
　　Julia: You’re such a baby. Okay, if you don’t run to Mom, I’ll let you call shotgun the next time we go anywhere in the car.
　　Benny: You will? You promise?
　　Julia: I cross my heart and hope to die. Okay?
　　Benny: All right, but I still want my fair share of the candy.
　　Julia: Okay, I’ve evened out the piles. Satisfied?
　　Benny: Yeah. And can I do the divvying up next time?
　　Julia: Don’t push your luck!